the Evil Lisa

last night on facebook (me on face book thats umpossible!)i found this test "what Greek philosopher are u" and i decide to do it here is my results
Cicero
Cicero introduced Greek philosophy to Rome. He was a versatile Roman philosopher, so versatile that he's impossible to summarize here. He considered his most important achievements to be political; during the dictatorship of Julius Caesar, he championed the return to a traditional Roman Republic. He also created a Latin philosophical vocabulary, introduced formal letter writing to Europe, and was an impressive orator and lawyer.
yes you read right he is roman not Greek, the only option that isnt greek and i get it ripped off! i want my money back! so i posted my complaint lol
this sucks i do a "Greek" philosopher test and get a non-greek philosopher ripped off!

so i then decide to do what evil dictator would i be
Theodora
A female ruler at a time when most women weren't even educated (11th century Byzantine Empire). You and Theodora aren't bad off, and you both vigorously assert your rights and work hard for what you want. You also shatter traditional ideas about gender roles on a daily basis. Hats off to you!

wow i get a woman dictator i thought id be worse
i suppose because i told the truth and didnt pick the funny answers

then i decide hey what serial killer am i ?
Gary Ridgway
Gary Ridgway killed 50 people and wasn't apprehended for 17 years. Wow! He was a missionary killer - he killed them in an attempt to clean society of "undesirables". Society later decided that Gary's murders were undesirable, and sentenced him to life in prison with the low-lifes he was trying to kill. Nice. You might have a tempestuous family life, and you drive a pickup truck.style="font-weight:bold;">
this sucks i wanted Bundy or Berkowitz god even Radar or Kürten
okay i know little too much about serial killers

then i think mmmmm drugs what type of drug am i
Heroin
You are Heroin: A dirivitive of the Opium poppy; You are used for recreational purposes providing great euphoria. You are known for "chasing the dragon"... if you don't know what that means, you're probably stoned.

Street names for Heroin include: Aunt Hazel, Black Eagle, Chip, Doogie, Foil, George, Hache, Joy, Muzzle, Noise, Perfect High, Rush Hour, Skag, Thunder, and White Dragon.
man! i wanted LSD or at least pot. i suppose opium is ok but .... ( i have a new found respect for LSD after i found out that the guy who invented/discovered it died at 102! 102! 102!)

so i then do i more test what type of assassin am i?
Nathuram Godse
Nathuram Godse: You assassinated Mahatma Gandhi. As a boy, you idolized Gandhi, but that changed when you held Gandhi responsible for the "Partition of India" which resulted in hundreds of thousands dead. You also wanted to start anti-muslim riots. You have been sentenced to death by hanging.
man i wanted Gavrilo Princip at least he started a world war, which lead to other wars lasting 70 yrs!

well it all was quite disappointing but most fb applications are lol