Jen and My Fav Pick Up Lines

are we innocent ? hell no lol
are we into each other meh maybe one day lol ;)
this is a chat log that jen and i had almost ten years ago, boredom on a saturday waiting for adrian to come pick us up for a night out at penrith, ahh those where the days

Sat 14/08/99 19:06

End: Sat 14/08/99 20:17

Duration: 71 minutes

Well hello my self I have nothing else to say. So I'm going to say hello HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HI HI

ME: HOW YOU DOIN'?

JEN: DON'T TRY AND PICK ME UP THROUGH THE COMPUTER

ME: DID YOU JUST GET OUT OF GOAL?

JEN: NO WHY?

ME: 'COS YOU GOT A CRIMINAL BODY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEN: HAVE YOU GOT THE TIME?

ME: IF YOU'VE GOT THE PLACE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEN: COME HERE OFTEN?

ME: HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU SOMEPLACE BEFORE?

JEN: LET ME GUESS, CANCER RIGHT?

ME: DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEVEN?

JEN: WAS YOUR FATHER A ROBBER?

ME: NO WHY?

JEN: 'COS HE STOLE THE STARS FROM HEVEN AND PUT THEM IN YOUR EYES

ME: DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR STOMACH? (HA HA HA GOT YA THERE BABY)

JEN: NO I DON'T (ACTUALLY I DO!!!!!!!)

ME: THEN CAN I

JEN: WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME FOR $20 MILLION (HA HA HA GOT YOU BACK)

ME: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( OOHHHHHHH)

JEN: WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME FOR 20 CENTS

ME: WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM (IF YOU WERE MICHEAL FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

JEN: WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT WE JUST NEGOTIATING THE PRICE!!!!

ME: IF YOU WERE CHERRY-COLA I'D TASTE YOU ALL NIGHT

JEN: I'VE LOST MY PHONE NUMBER...... CAN I BORROW YOURS

ME: (THAT'S MY ONE MAN) DO YOU HAVE ANY IRISH IN YOU?

JEN: NOPE (HEHEHE!!!!)

ME: WANT SOME??

JEN: IS THAT A LADDER IN YOUR STOCKINGS OR A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN?

ME: (I DON'T WEAR STOCKINGS BABY!!!!) HAVE I SEEN YOU ON A CORNFLAKES PACKET?

JEN: NO WHY?

ME: 'COS YOU LOOK WHOLESOME TO ME BABY!!!!

JEN: SHALL WE SHAG NOW OR SHAG LATER?

ME: (NOW BABY!!!!!!!!!!!) DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY...........? RANDY?

JEN: (YEAH BABY!!!!!!!) DO YOU LIKE THE FLICKS....? ALL GIRLS LIKE THE FLICKS!

ME: DO YOU WANT TO JOIN ME AND MY FRIEND FOR A LITTLE SANDWITCH?

JEN: (WELL I AM A LITTLE PECKISH BABY!!!!!!!!) HAVE YOU GOT THE "TIME"
ME: CAN I DRINK 'YOUR" MILK BABY?

JEN: SHOULD I CALL YOUR MOTHER NOW AND LET HER KNOW YOU WON'T BE HOME TONIGHT???

ME: AM I IN HEAVEN? (AFTER A LONG THINKING PERIOD)

JEN:NO WHY?

ME: 'COS YOUR AN ANGEL BABY!!!

JEN: WANNA JOIN MY SMALL STUDY GROUP????

ME: WANT AN M&M? ....... THERE PEANUT!!!!

JEN:IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE?

ME:I THINK I LOVE YOU SO WHAT AM I SO AFRAID OF

JEN: ME???

ME: COMMITNMENT!!!!!

JEN:OH THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN!

ME: WANNA FUCK?

JEN:WELL SINCE U ASKED....

ME: LET'S GO BABY

JEN:YEAH BABY SHAGADELIC!!!!!!!!!!

ME: MEET ME IN MY ROOM IN 5 MINUTES ( 5'S A GOOD NUMBER)

JEN:C YA THERE BABY

ME: 69ER?

JEN: OH BEHAVE!!!!!!!!!

ME: I WON'T BITE ..........HARD

JEN: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT'S SO HARD TO RESIST!!!!!!!!!

ME: I'LL BRING THE CHOCLATE

JEN: I'LL BRING THE HEAT!!!!!!!!

ME: I'LL BRING THE ICE

JEN: YEAH BABY

(FIVE MINUTES LATER) ME:DO U WANT THE LIGHTS ON OR OFF BABY?

JEN: I LIKE TO SEE WHAT I'M DOING

ME:ALRIGHT BABY ( WHY AFRIAD YOU WOUN'T BE ABLE TO FIND "ANYTHING" IN THE DARK?)

JEN: (OF COUSE NOT BABY)

ME: IF I WAS COLUMBUS I'D LIKE TO DISCOVER U ALL NIGHT!

JEN:I SEEMED TO OF LOSSED MY PANTS CAN I JUMP INTO YOURS

LISA:YOU’RE THE MOST BEUATIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. FANCY A FUCK!

ANDREA: IS THAT YOUR CLEVAGE OR A ROLLERCOASTER