Alfresco Australia

reading ralph this month and i couldn't help but post this article they featured 

69 places to have sex in public in australia most of the list is a joke i suppose not to actually seam they are advocating sex in public but they are funny

1. Melbourne cup 

2. Yorkey's Knob, QLD and other places like Tittybong (vic) Middle Intercourse Island (WA) 

3. LAdy Macquarie's Chair, Sydney 

4. Domestic-flight toilets 

5. camping 

6. the MCG, melbourne (bonus points if you do it in the members stand)

7. the daintree rainforest, qld 

8. the grounds of parliment house, ACT - the place is chockas with pricks anyway so who'll notice one more ?

9. rundle mall adelaide, theres bugger all spectacles in adelaode so you may as well make one of yourself  

10. Bondi beach, Sydney 

11. floriade, Canberra, ACT - most chicks dig flowers and sex so why not combine the two by humping at australia's premier flower festival 

12. the big banana, coffs habour, nsw - if only for sheer double entendre hilarity, not advisable is you have a tiny dick, though , it'll only highlight the fact. trust us on this one ....

13. nimbin, nsw

14. the simpson desert 

15. mt kosciusko, NSW/VIC - summer only no ones frostbite 

16. cradle mountain national park, TAS - with a local chick that way if you get lost at least youve got your own map of tassie to show you the way 

17. the ralph magazine editors place- we'll leave the key under the mat for you 

18. coogee bay hotle, Sydney 

19 at the backyard bbq

20 under the old gum tree, glenelg, SA

21. at the logies

22. the ralph office

23 outside breaky central ( "sunrise" channel 7, martin place sydeny )

24 on the three sisters, blue mountains, nsw - this is even more awesome if its with three sisters who arnt geological formations 

25. your mates couch - with your mates hot sister dont forget to post pics on your facebook page - he'll love it 

26. sydney to hobart yacht race

27 at a sheffield sheild math - not only is the sound of leather on wood arousing , no one actually goes to these games, so you'll have plenty of privacy 

28. Shane's warnes backyard - there is bound to be a stray hottie running around here somewhere surley ?

29. luna park, sydney/melbourne 

30 the great barrier reef, not actually on it, that sharp coral cuts and stings like a mother f**ker

31 the entrance central coast, nsw

32 in a coober pedy underground house, sa

33. botany bay , sydney 

34. central station sydney

35. the set of rove live 

36. the museum of contemporary art, sydney 

37. on a tram - its actually the only place in melbourne that doesnt double as a bar

38. kirribilli house lawn, sydney 

39 brewery - the bubbling vats of beer are guaranteed to get the erotic 

40. back of a panel van - "dont come a knockin if the vans a rockin" the phrase that still needs to be added to australias constitution 

41. cockington green, act 

42 your old high school - relive the good old days with your sweet heart, extra points if she wears her old uniform 

43. your parents bed.

44. the pub with no beer, - theres no beer.. what the f**k eles are you suppose to do there?

45. the big merino goulburn, nsw be sure to make a joke about how you like to ram, to a kiwi chick, she'll crack up at your wit

46. during the screening of an aussie film - no one will be there, and you;ll give the projectionist something decent to watch 

47. at the ARIAs  - if you get busted ask why axle whitheads aloud to get his dick out but not you 

48 music festival portaloo

49. New Zealand - we reckon its close enough to count as aussie soil.

50. outside your local myer - solo of course 

51 backpacker hostel 

52 rod laver arena , melbourne  

53 the big day out, sydney 

54, the opera house sydney 

55 condom kingdom, surfers paradise

56 summernats, act 

57 nullarbor plain - stick a brick on the accelerator attach string to keep the wheel straight, then rock the back of the kombi

58 the ghan

59 at an alex lloyd concert 

60 on the edge of the great australian bight - really adventurous stuff but dont fall off or your fucked

61 in fornt of aerobics oz style 

62 on the bonds commercial casting couch 

63 the british high commission , act - show the british how ist donr

64 your local sexaholics anonymous meeting - seriously how hard can it be

65 in the audience of australian idol - dont forget to yell touchdown 

66. dreamworld roolercoaster, gold coast - the most exciting place to go down in oz, most rides here only last 2 minutes, but thats twice as long as your personal best 

67 thredbo, nsw what happens in thredbo, stays in thredbo , if you believe the adds 

68 the brownlow awards  

69 the pilbarra region , WA

sadly there is no harbour bridge??