guess the movie

this is from facebook but i love the whole concept so im sticking it here first 

A. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
B. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
C. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
D. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
E. NO Googling/using IMDb search functions. That's cheating, and it ruins the fun.

in no order.....

1. Peachy keen, jellybean.

2. Get in the water. 

 No! I'm scared. 
 [yelling] Get in the water, woman! Get in the water! 
 [calmly] No I'm sorry baby, please just get in. 
  GET IN THE WATER! 

3.You just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me. 

4. I love you, Pumpkin.

 I love you, Honey Bunny. 

[Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! 
 Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! 

5.Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. 

6.My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. 

 Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed. 
 Oh. Who's being naive, Kay? 

7. After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone

8. No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. 

9.What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg! 

 Oh! You mean she bit you? 
 No, her dog! 
 Oh, she bit her dog, eh? 
 [exasperated] No! 

10.  [sounding official] Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. 

 What happened? 
 [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? 
: We're sending a squad up. 
: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous. 
: Who is this? What's your operating number? 
 Uh... 
 shoots the intercom] 
: [muttering] Boring conversation, anyway

11Now, when I want you, this is what you will hear. 

[blows whistle] 
: Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children and definitely not for me. It would be too... humiliating. 
: Fraulein, were you this much trouble at the Abbey? 
 Oh, much more, sir. 
: Hmm. 
[starts walking away.  blows her whistle & he turns around] 
 Excuse me, sir. I don't know your signal 

12. Repeat after me. Pepper. 

: Pepper. 
: Pepper. 
: Pepper. 
 Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash. 
: Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash. 
: But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie. 

13.You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, but mess around with Ike.

14.Go ahead... make my millenium. 

15.

 Yo Yo Yiggady Yo. 
 I'm at suicide risk. 
: ....? 
: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting? 
: Only the one in my pants... 
: I'm pregnant. 
: What? Honest to blog? 
: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers. 
: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? 
: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout. 
: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing... 
: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier. 
: Is this for real? Like, for real for real? 
: Unfortunately, yes. 
: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand! 
: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take. 

16.: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan." 

: Let's... go on my roof

17: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey? 

: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. 
: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of. 
: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink. 
: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job. 
: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus. 

18.What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than - than - than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

19.: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90s. 

: What Peter Pan complex? 

: The one you're so proud of. 
: Do you have any friends? 
: I don't have time for friends. 
: That's because of your Captain Hook complex. 

20.Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

21.

---

: Think about all the lives that little girl has saved. 
: Think about all the lives that little girl has saved, think about all the lives she will save, that little girl could have saved Sean. 
: [yells] Don't you *ever* say his name! 
: You used the memory of my dead son to set me up. 
: [yells] You used the memory of my dead son to set me up! That was the one thing you knew would drive me to murder. 
: What are you going to do now, Lamar? 
: [yells] What're you going to do now, Lamar? 
: How are you... 
: ...going to shut me up? 
: I'm sorry, John. 

22.: Be careful man, it almost hit me that time! 

: , you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you. 
: Does that sound stupid to anyone else? 

23.: Are you okay? 

 Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory

24Her blood coursed through my veins sweeter than life itself. And as it did, Lestat's words made sense to me. I knew peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible rhythm, I knew again what peace could be. 

25.What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples? 

a looooong absence

So it has been 16 weeks since my last blog, ok that sounds like a confesional! I've had a lot of posts floating around inside my head but havnt had the time to post of justify spending the time posting even though I spent a lot of collective time on facebook ( collective because I mainly use my phone or ipod to check updates etc but only go on for five minutes at a time and use it when I'm going about my normal daily activity)
So here is a quick update of what has been happening and promos to elaborate as soon as my uni semester is over
I've survived another 16 weeks of pregnancy many of that first 10 weeks was still filled with morning sickness and 2nd trimester morning sickness is worse then the first!
I've had two ultrasounds one at 13 weeks to rule out any adnirmalities and genentic disorders and a routine at 19 weeks which I had hoped to find out the sex was very excited waking up that noting knowing I'd soon know what bub was and was disapointed walking out after bub refuse to let us know
Bub is now kicking all the time!, make that ALL the time Adrian sometimes calls bub Bruce Lee, we are both hoping that it's not going to be this active when born and never want to sleep I like to think it's an active sleeper , but I'm now thing my 26 week old fetus has add and needs me to cut down my sugar intake not that I actually have that much! Pehaps retalin will do it lol
I've had one glucos tollarance test next one in 2weeks
I manganged to finish two uni assignments and get pass grades but now have two more due and haven't started a thing and am conteplating pehaps pulling out of the subjects and redoing them next semester
We applied for a home loan and got pre-approval from 3 banks and found two different house only to be knocked back on the final approval stages based on campbelltown property market and the fact I haven't been in my current job for I year, but 14 weeks short! So if we were sitting in the first week of august no problem except for the fact who wants to buy at 36/37 weeks pregnant putting moving time at your due date?
Sadly after a 3 year battle with cancer my beautiful Nan died on Thursday the 21st of May at 9.00pm EST. Nan progesivly got sicker particuarly over the last 6 months but never gave up right to the end, my last two visits with her were the toughest things I have ever done and the loss was still a big shock even though I knew it was coming the tough thing is it feels like ive lost Dar all over again too. I hope nan is at peace now and not worriying about any of us

Beryl Dawn Bennett
Born on 29th July 1934 to John and Emma Dehurst in the Hunter region, near Newcastle,north of Sydney. She was the youngest of 12 children and only one to be born at hospital
Wife of Kenneth Richard Bennett for over 40 years until his passing in 2000, mum to Allan and Gill, Peter and Cheryl, Kym and Gary and Craig
Nan to Lisa and Adrain, Rebecca and David, Paul, Oscar, Beth, Madaline, Debroah-Ann and Jack
Great Granmother to Landon, and many more to come
She passed away in bowral hospital in the southern highlands of NSW on the 21st May 2009
We allways be loved and missed!

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Week 10

so i went and brought up the duff by kaz cooke and have been reading it every week to "monitor" bub D's progress for those who dont know its a pregnancy book written by a aussie chick who was fed up with all the conflicting and confusing and un-relatable information she was reading in other pregnancy books whilst pregnant with her first baby, so she combined useful and truthful information she gathered from books, internet, mothers, doctors, midwives and put in a real aus girl guide to pregnancy 

its set out with a week by week whats going on with you and the baby's development, a week by week dairy written with a as "hermoine" which is a dairy based on her experiences and stories from others.

so last night i was reading hermione's weeks nine and ten diary and found myself laughing out loud in true sense not a lol sense! so here is an extract

week 9

when she is booking into the hospital she plans to deliver her baby ".....the hospital has a lot of patients who believe in circumcision their boy children before they are old enough to have an anesthetic. if i have a boy, i might have to write "no circumcision" on his forehead until i leave ....."

".....the list of things were instructed to bring to the hospital on the baby's birth day is more mystifying the longer i look at it. "underclothes including underpants and maternity bras: well, what other kinds of underclothes are there? do people usually take flounced petticoats and lace teddies? "one or two packets of nursing pads" oh dear. not a clue what they are. 

then theres a whole list of baby stuff they want you to bring, for which well need to borrow a road train. "four bunny-rugs" four? whats going to happen with the other three? does baby shred them during tantrums? do they all go on at once? how cold can the kid get? what exactly constitutes the bunnies of a rug? "baby hat, and bootees or socks, and mittens(optional)" well, im glad its all optional. because it hadnt previously occurred to me that a person less than a week old should have a hat and gloves. stockings, maybe. but lets not go overboard. the kid can develop its own sense of elegant matching accessories when it leaves home and can afford to buy its own forma wear 

further suggestions include "essential oils, glucose lollies, large t-shirt, or old nightie, socks, toiletries, book or magazine ect., t-shirts and shorts or swimwear for partner if desired" i have never imagined labour as a scenario in which i am lying back reading while hubby does a few laps. its all very confusing. and at what exact point during labour would one read a book? "the babys head is crowning!" "dont bother me now, Mr Darcy's just going for a swim in the pond"......."

week 10

at the first ultrasound "......"look its waving" the doctor says pointing out a head, arms, and legs. the head seams to turn towars us, like something out of an alien movie.

"oh fuck, thats too weird" i say and nobody answers.

it occurs to me youre not supposed to say fuck during an ultrasound. repeat after me: mumies ought not to say fuck. sigh. so much to learn..........."

"............doctor says everything is normal. normal? i want to sneer. ive spent my whole life running away from normal. i dont DO normal, i want to be interesting i want... okay itd kind of reasuring that everythings normal. ill admit it. you dont want the doctor to say "what the...?, that cant be?...or holy catfish! ive never seen that before, do you mind if i call some friends to come over and have a look?"......"

ill keep posting the funnies 

cheers lis 

inside the actors studio

These questions are the last questions they ask the actors that apear on the actors studio which is a great show if u have never seen it

1. What is your favourite word?
- I don't think I have one the closet one is fuck but the most said one is man or oh my god/goodness

2. What is a word you hate?
- I can't stand " my bad" it's a sucky excuse for an apology I also hate the word accreditation which all child care workers will also share a hate for

3. What turns you on?
Secret kisses, laughing

4. What turns you off?
Lies and selfishness

5. what is a sound you love?
- I love giggles from kids of just the cool theories they have and I love music most music
6. what is a sound you don't like?
- squels or screaming it pieces right through you esp a bad day

7. what is your favourite course word
Obviously it's fuck I find it hard not to use this in most conversations

8. what profession would you like to atempt other than yours
- probably writing

9. what profession would you not to try other than yours?
- cleaning I used to do this casualy for mum it's not for me

10 if heaven exsits what would god say when you get there?
- I've been waiting for you!

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cravings

So I have my first craving. The morning of my 6th week and I wake up wanting fish n chips really really really really bad it's like I have never wanted another food more than this or been more hungry in my life.
I didn't think cravings started this early!! And I never thought they were this powerful!!! After a quike search on baby /pregnancy websites I noticed that a lot started craving food at 2-3 weeks wow I didn't know that and one women wrote "i'm five weeks and I can't get enough of fish and chips"
Well I must go so I covince someone to get it for me .....

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yes im a list whore too ...

i stole this from my aunty's blog 

Where did you begin 2008?​
At home. we had new years at our house 

What was your status by Valentine'​s Day?
before, during and after i was married 

Were you in school (anytime this year)​?​
No.

Did you have to go to the hospital?​
yep twice well admitted twice but i was an outpatient all year and went once a fortnight for chemo 

Did you have any encounters​ with the police?
No, well i talk to a few in a social sense who i know 

Where​ did you go on vacation?
surfers for a week 

What did you purchase that was over $​500?​
my health, kitchen buffet 

Did you know anybody who got married?​
brendan and laura 

Did you know anybody who passed away?​
No.

Did you move anywhere?​
yep....

What sport​ng event​s did you attend?
swans game, newcastle game, Adrian's cricket and his shit soccer games 

What conce​rts/​shows​ did you go to?
only 1 this year :(

but it was freaking awesome - living end!!

Where​ do you live now?
campbelltown, nsw, australia 

Describe your birth​day.​
quiet dinner at mums with some of the family 

​What's the one thing​ you thought you would​ never​ do but did in 2008?​
strong enough to fight cancer and get pregnant 

What has/​have been your favorite moments?
the laughs through chemo was unreal, joking with my friends about my mortality, laughing in the chemo ward with my fantastic nurses, the support from everyone, the confidence boost from Georgie, peta and the girls from strands of colours and emma and the girls from simply devine beauty. kicking around on the net for hours loling with the new peeps i met on facebook, you know who you are guys =) 

What'​s something you learn​ed about​ yours​elf?​
im strong, have a positive outlook, a dark sense of humor, 

Any new additions to your family?​
ask me in 2009 

What was your best month​?​
december prob confirmation of pregnancy, july was good for last chemo, and september was good for remission confirmation 

What music​ will you remember in 2008?​
prob living end amongst many many more 

Who has been your best drinking buddy​?​
kim, berley, how ever you know her!

Made new friends?​
Online ones, yes, and work mates 

Favorite Night​[​s]​ out?
a few drunken nights at the catho, shooters, 

Any regrets?​
i dont think so 

What do you want to change in 2009?​
things are changing now for me, also i want to move 

Overall, how would​ you rate this year?​
Possibly a 9/10 even all the bad stuff had positives.

Other​ than home,​ where​ did you spend​ most of your time?​
mums, work, jens, fb

Have any life changes in 2008?​
went through cancer 

Chang​e your hairstyle?​
yeah 

Get a new job?
yep =)

How old did you turn this year?​
27 

Did anything embarrassing?​
a lot of stupid fb status updates, and some crazy blog posts 

Buy anything new from eBay?​
ebay?? no ....

Get married or divorced?​
Nup 

Be hones​t - did you watch​ American Idol?​
no!! and not even aus idol 

Did you get sick this year?​
yeah,  enough said 

Start​ a new hobby​?​
fb lol 

Been snowboarding?

what?? serious this a question? 

Drank​ Starbucks in 2008?​
no!! hate starbucks and they went bankrupt in aus anyway, i like gloria jeans and im addicted to their cookies n cream ice coffees.

What are you wishing for in 2009?​
a great house and a good pregnancy and healthy bub 

the strip with two line

yes after 

6 and half years

countless blood test, 

ultrasounds, 

internal xrays and ultrasounds 

1 year of fertility drugs 

another year with 5 ivf cycles

cancer diagnosis 

7 months of 12 chemo treatments

i fell pregnant. naturally at that, what i thought wouldnt happen without ivf, we did it. 

now i fit into those excruciating stories of:- "we stop trying/we went on a holiday/i tried ivf and when i stopped/we were due to start ivf...then we fell pregnant"

i hate these stories when we were trying "miracle" stories from others who have been in your situation is the last thing that you want to here so i state we NEVER stop trying - we DIDNT go on a holiday, we only stop ivf due to chemo, we just didnt expect it happen. 

anyways enough about that i noticed i was late and picked up a pregnancy test on christmas eve with the intent to do it the next morning yes christmas day!

i cant remember how many of these things i have brought and had since going of the pill 6 and half years ago so adrian was not a fan about getting it so early and wanted to wait till after christmas or even new years. but i did it anyway. it took a minute for it to turn positive and after this long i wasnt expecting that result at all. i stared at it for a full 2 minutes untill i called agrain in to show him. we then had a quike discussion to decide to tell our parents or not, and i saw mum i burst into tears and told what was to happen.  we then told craig and beth. and when we arrived at adrians parents place i simply said i was going to have just juice that morning and smiled at judi and she knew what it meant! 

when i told my dad later that day i asked "so in 9 months do u want to be called "granddad" or "grandpa"? 

mum told john, geroge and connie the next day 

everyone is excited and happy, and has been very very very hard to keep it secret but if things go the other way i dont want  a million peoples pity i had enough of that through cancer so i told my family and am not sure if ill be posting this yet to notify facebook or not but i know not all my fb peeps read my blog so i think im save to post. 

now we face the head ach of shopping around for baby stuff and have spent the last 3 days looking at a hundred cots and change tables man! thats a whole different post to itself stay tune. 

so this pregnancy is of course going to be an epregnancy and a Ipregnancy, you may laugh but hey its true i have told a lot of you via the net, and i have already signed up for a few enewsletters from pregnancy websites and downloaded ipod pregnancy applications which are heaps cool! 

adrian has also decided to take a photo of me every sunday to create a belly book so see how it grows over the months to come. so im posting the first one im also posting the first photo taken of me once i knew